Escribo esto mientras estoy en la cola del concierto de TVXQ en chile tengo la conciencia sucia y necesito desahogarme.
Soy parte del staf de uno de los dos pincipales grupos de fan de tvxq peuranos, y es una organizacion sin fines de lucro . Resulta que nosotros ya sabiamos una semana antes de que cancelaran el concierto oficialmente que no vendrian a peru, por lo cual hicimos que nos devolvieran la plata de las entradas y nos preparamos y compramos los pasajes y entradas con anticipacion para irnos a chile, pero no dijimos nada porque se iba armar un problemon y no queriamos roche con la productora, pero ahora en la cola me encontrado con tantas peruanas que han hecho lo imposible por venir y me han contado tambien de tantas que se an quedado por la falta de plata y tiempo para organizarse
SP Me siento mal porque parte de mi debio haberles dicho sobre esto pero no puedo decir de que club de fan soy, porque mis amigas me matarian es solo que tenia que decirlo porque siento que las e defraudado a mis amigas fans.
Of course! are you a new Cassie who’s planning to have Jae as your bias bcos i’m going to be honest I don’t think you’re mentally ready for that yet
just a little advice before we start this; run away while you still can. because this little fucker is going to make your life so damn miserable and at some point you’re just not going to understand it anymore because he will make you question your sexuality no matter what gender or what kind of sexual you are cause that’s just what he does
So, Kim Jaejoong.
His stage name is (was) Hero Jaejoong. Ex-lead singer of DBSK, current lead singer of JYJ. This guy’s voice is so fucking angelic I don’T even understand, he can sound like the most precious, fragile and insecure person, yet he can also sound like a dAMN FIERCE rockstar and make his voice sound amazingly epic and just oRGASMIC.
COS THAT’S WHAT HE IS
A FIERCE ROCKSTAR
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY COLD AND EMOTIONLESS DURING DBSK’S DEBUT BECAUSE SME WANTED TO GIVE HIM A ‘MYSTERIOUS’ IMAGE.
LOL THAT WAS THE BIGGEST LIE IN THE HISTORY OF LIES BECAUSE REALLY
HE SO DUMB IT HURTS
if you ever stan him plZ ignore his 4D personality because it’s going to become unbearable
YOU MUST BE THINKING WITH THAT PRETTY FACE HE MUST BE ANOTHER SKINNY ONE. WELL ACTUALLY
HE USED TO HAVE THE BODY OF A SEX GOD. LIKE LOOK AT THOSE DAMN MUSCLES YUM
but then stuff happened and he stopped working out and poof muscles gone but hEY AT LEAST WE KNOW THERE’S POTENTIAL SO I HOPE YOU STICK AROUND AND PURSUE WITH US THE QUEST TO FIND JAE’S HIDDEN MUSCLES AGAIN
speaking of pretty faces
did you see that face
WHAT GIRL DOESN’T WANT THAT FACE REALLY
he’s going to make you mad at your parents or whoever the fuck told you that perfection didn’t exist because
why do we call him queen you ask? Well it’s not really important so let’s just skip over that.
oops my hand slipped
^^^ HE MAKES ME SO MAD BECAUSE EVERY DAMN HAIR COLOR LOOKS GOOD ON HIM LIKE WAT HOW IS THIS FAIR
mofo cooks like a fucking boss i’ve never personally tasted his cooking but i trust the maknae (aka the foodmonster)’s words on it
not only does Kim Jaejoong cook like a damn chef, but he also does it while wearing
A REALLY FUCKING MANLY APRON
DON’T EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING 100% DONE WITH KIM JAEJOONG
he’s the biggest camwhore you’ll ever come across in your entire life
i swear you could print out every one of his selcas in a 1cmx1cm format and build a fucking boat with it
tHIS IS PROBABLY LIKE THE 1/1000 OF THEM
NOT ONLY DOES HE TAKE SELCAS
HE ALSO LIKES TO TAKE THEM IN BED
you may or may not notice this certain trend in these pictures where he looks like he’s getting it real good from behind but w/e
but you know, since taking naked pictures in bed can be so boring he sometimes decides to just
IN THE FUCKING SHOWER
AND SO IT’S IN THESE MOMENTS YOU JUST
“NO, JAEJOONG. PUT THE CAMERA DOWN. JUST PUT IT DOWN.”
THAT’S NOT EVEN ALL OF THEM
so you think you’re done hA Ha well guess what
DIS HOE USED TO HAVE A FUCKING NAVEL AND NIPPLE PIERCING
THAT IS SOME DAMN KINKY SHIT YO
NEEDLESS TO SAY
HE’S A SLUT
WHO HUNTS FOR THE D
AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT
[In all seriousness though,
this person is the most precious pearl I’ve come to know (along with Junsu). I have the uttermost respect and admiration for this man. His heart is filled with love and he has so much love to give, yet he seems so fragile and breakable. I think this video sums up well what kind of person he is.]
Dongho: *Explains Eli's secret*
Dongho: Kevin-hyung, Translate please.
Kevin: Ok. So when we live together, like in Japan, umm, Eli would actually go around... *motions from waist down* uhmm... very...
Kevin: sexy... yes... uhhh...
Eli: Butt naked!!
Kevin: Yes butt naked...
Kevin: I was going to say that, but the fans would get too excited.
MC: Don't don't. The butt part no!
Kevin: Butt naked. Yes, 'cause he likes to walk around very comfortably without clothes. But, at first Dongho didn't know that, so when he was walking in and saw Eli *motions in front of himself* like that, he was really surprised. But now, it's just normal for us to look at Eli butt naked.
Eli: Ok. It's not a hobby, but before I take a shower, I take off all my clothes.
MC: Of course! You have to do that!
Eli: When I'm about to go to the shower, I get distracted.... for a couple HOURS.
Kevin: He'll talk on the phone or make ramen.
Eli: So I'll just walk around *motions over body*
MC: Getting ready for the bath?
Eli: Getting ready for the shower, yes.
MC: That's a really great reason. Again, distracted for hours. Wow.